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Swan Spice...take one. [Sep. 29th, 2005|10:40 am]
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[mood |amusedamused]
[music |Goo Goo Dolls - Long way down]

cool, i love Alex Borstein, she's hilarious she's my favorite comedian!

You silly monkey in a bush!
on a burned CD, i got Ms Swan skit for Swan Spice it's so funny and honest.
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"Pick Up" [Jun. 8th, 2005|05:00 pm]
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[mood |amusedamused]

Todd: You know. I don't think I've ever met anybody named Bunny before. Is that short for something?

Swan: Yeah, that short for Bunny Swan. Don't wear it out.

Todd: Bunny, that's cute. You're really cute.

Swan: I not cute, I sexy.

Todd: Yeah, that's what I mean. I actually think you're cute and sexy, like Cameron Diaz.

Swan: Oh, you want to know something funny?

Todd: Yeah.

Swan: In Spanish, Cameron means shrimp.

Todd: Oh, are you Spanish?

Swan: My mom, my mother is spanish. Yeah, but my father is from space.

Todd: I'm Sorry, but did you just say your father is from space?

Swan: (laughs) You're so stupid.
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help. [Apr. 29th, 2005|09:43 am]
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does anyone know where i can find some clear screencaps of ms swan?
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(no subject) [Oct. 18th, 2004|11:06 pm]
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Fav. Swan moment [Sep. 21st, 2004|01:48 pm]
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Just thought I'd share it with you...

It was set on an airplane... and she kept buzzing for the stewardess lady and every time she would go to see what she wanted she'd say she didn't push the button.. this went on for the longest time.. and can't forget... (same scene) She'd kick this guys seat in front of her.. and once she had gotten under his seat and bit his leg... the guy thought it was a dog... Ms Swan got scared and put her legs up on the seat and said.. SCOOBY DOO ON THE PLANE!! and some other stuff.. lol. Great stuff. Anyone see it? (: Alright I think I'm done..
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(no subject) [Sep. 18th, 2004|12:32 pm]
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I was watching Mad yesterday and the Vancome Lady was talking about all the different characters on the show and referred to Miss Swan as 'the epitome of the Icelandic people'

Is she Icelandic? I always thought she was some sort of Asian
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(no subject) [Sep. 5th, 2004|10:42 am]
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Does Ms. Swan have a first name? I'm dying to know.
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(no subject) [Aug. 22nd, 2004|05:20 pm]
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I love Ms. Swan! She rocks!

I'm going to start taping a bunch of her skits so I can watch them over and over again.

My fave skit was when she was at the movie theater. That was genius!
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(no subject) [Aug. 7th, 2004|01:05 am]
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Ms. Swan is amazing!! Fav Swan moment: When she is at a blockbuster, or sumthing like that, and she is asking for a moving and when asked to describe the movie all she can say is" Its a movie with a man, that lookie like a man". Beautiful!
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(no subject) [Jun. 8th, 2004|01:22 pm]
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I LOVE Ms. Swan!!!!!!!
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